These 22 Short Jokes Are Sure To Make You Laugh Out Loud!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
#21 I Know Why!!
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
#20 I Pitty Them!
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications
#19 I Prefer Not To Ride In His Car.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
It's just the beginning. More jokes coming your way..
#18 Poor John
Once God asked to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
#17 Opticians To Change The Lightbulb?
How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One... or two?
#16 Such Rhyming..
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
#15 New Magician!
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
More jokes lined up just for you.
#14 Well! Well!
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
#13 Yes, Pretty Much..
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
#12 Let's Find Out..
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
#11 Good Job!!
My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
I said "40"
You just can't afford to miss out the next witty jokes. Go ahead.
#10 What A Thought!!
Some people think it's romantic to carve their names on trees in the park while on a date.
I'm more worried about why they're bringing a knife on their date.
#9 Way Too Technical..
Wife says to her programmer husband, "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen."
Husband returns with 12 loaves of bread.
What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common.
Icy dead people.
#7 The SIDE-Effect
Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other "I need you to help me get to the other side!"
The other guy replies "You are on the other side!"
The next ones are my favorite. They're sure to give you stomach ache.
#6 Well Deserved.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
#5 I Gotcha!!
My friends say there's a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute.
#4 I Never Knew This!!
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones.
But people in Abu Dhabi do!
#3 But I Found One..
Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line" Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.
Can you beat the next two quirky lines?
#2 What A Genius..
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
#1 Hell Yeah!
Before your criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
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