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18 Must to Read Sarcastic Quotes





Funny Quotes By This Man

#18 Onion or Companion

#18 Onion or Companion

There are certain truths about a relationship that many shared in a sad tone, but this picture right here is truly a satire. It is rightly said that you really feel yourself like an onion rather than companion as all you do is crying.

#17 The Illogical Demand

#17 The Illogical Demand

You must have faced this from your spouse to feel deep and express your thoughts nicely. But how can you go so deep after running out of poems? Of course, you are a lover, not a digger.



#16 Being Too Hot Means Quick Death

#16 Being Too Hot Means Quick Death

This must be the wish of every single girl who wants their spouse to be quite hot and smart. Well, smartness can be handled but what about the hotness that can come quickly only if one is cremated.



#15 Too Tech Savvy

#15 Too Tech Savvy

This is simply crazy on the part of your girlfriend or wife who asks for aux cord in order to listen to music especially when you are arrested and sitting in the police car.

Crazy demands do not end here.

#14 Look at My Face

#14 Look at My Face

Fulfilling all the demands of a spouse has made this man look so dark and upset that many people mistake him as Kanye West and wants to click a picture with him.

#13 Best Way to Gather People

#13 Best Way to Gather People

This is true as the best way to get more people around you is get free Wi-fi facility available at your gravestone.

#12 Best Use of People

#12 Best Use of People

The doctors say it right, ‘having an apple every day keeps the doctor away’. But this man rephrases it in the best manner as throwing an apple keeps people away.

#11 Smartness can be hidden

#11 Smartness can be hidden

This goes for all those who think they are smart and good looking but others do not think so. So, it is better not to look at them if you do not think they are smart.

Now, next comes continuity with single people.

#10 Consistency in Life

#10 Consistency in Life

This really goes with the majority of males who take this resolution every year to stay single not by choice but by circumstances.

#9 Not a Poet

#9 Not a Poet

Girls feel their boyfriends or companion to be a romantic poet, then the next time you hear this, ‘roses are red, violets are blue’, then remember these are all gardening facts.

#8 Sometimes you get What you Wished For

#8 Sometimes you get What you Wished For

Some people are not clear of what they demand. This goes for this picture. Is this what really needs for a swimming pool right?

#7 The Ugly Truth

#7 The Ugly Truth

It is right said mom is always right when she says, ‘everyone has a beautiful side’. Well, this saying must be wrong for those who do not look good and must be in a circle.

Some funny quotes are for girls as well.

#6 The Alternative

#6 The Alternative

It is a really bright idea for girls who feel cheated by their boyfriends to date their date and be their step mom in order to inflict the best revenge.

#5 My Kind of Workout

#5 My Kind of Workout

There are some who feel that one bloody sit up would make their abs fast. It is like less hard work with quick result obsession.

#4 The Only Place of Ownership

#4 The Only Place of Ownership

Most men have no such right in a relationship with their companion. But this does not go for the gym as they can end the relation with gym any point of time.

#3 Do not go so deep

#3 Do not go so deep

Some people who feel getting into deep thinking means getting the more worst feeling.

There are still few left to read

#2 The hidden feeling

#2 The hidden feeling

This is a sarcastic truth for those who like to get laid as they would be like a brick.

#1 Light in your Footwear

#1 Light in your Footwear

This saying goes for girls who feel scared of darkness as they can stamp up the feet to see the light.





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