25 Times When Stupidty Was Responded With Insanity!
This guy met with an accident and what's worse ? When someone asked him if he died?
#24 It's Simply Katie!
His little sister, Katie (yes and not Katharine, Kathleen or anything else), goes to preschool. One day the teachers complains to the mother, "She won't respond to anything other than Katie!" Mommy could respond nothing but, "Yeah, well, that's her name."
#23 Why Is The Sky Blue ??
He was in the initial phase of Army training, the drill instructor asked all of them, "Why is the sky blue?" To which the response had to be "Because God loves the infantry." (Infantry color is blue in the US military.) But he went a step ahead and taught him the entire refractory process of the atmosphere.
#22 You Carry The Stuff You Own, Right ?
"Why are you bringing a lawn mower into the country?"
"Becausee I own it?"
#21 Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover.
The TSA agent stopped this guy who appeared to have drowsy eyes and looked high. He had this appearance since birth, though. The cops called his dad and asked "Is there anything you don't know about your son that we should know about?"
#20 'Forgot' The Word Itself Says It All!
This guy forgot his ID card which used to let him in at the office, the guard asked him, 'Why did you forget your badge?' After a long gap he replied,'I don't know how to answer that question.'
#19 Don't Mess With Him!!
The TSA had stopped him and asked what he was carrying in that kit. He said he was diabetic and those stuff were lancet cartridges. They got furious and didn't allow him to carry those. He then called his supervisor and who had fired the person incharge, apologizing for for the misbehave.
#18 Passwords Are Ment To Be A Secret.
TSA: Would you do me a favour and type in your password for us
#17 Please Check The Number You've Dialled.
This guy's number is just one digit different from the PNC Bank. Every once a while he gets a phone call asking for PNC office. Even after giving them the correct number they still aren't satisfied and to which he replies, "Hold on, let me check. Alright yes, I just double checked. I'm in my boxers drinking a beer and watching He-Man. I sincerely hope I'm not working in a bank right now; I'd probably lose my job."
He rides a motorcycle. Helmet, boots, pants, all said it cleared enough. Still someone poked him asking if he rides a motorcycle. And he replied, "No. I just fall down a lot."
"If I buy this MacBook today, what will you give me?"
#14 As Simple As That!
She's a receptionist for a lawyer. One of the client always calls her asking for the lawyer. During the times when he's not around, she'd ask the client if there's any message for him as he's at the court. But still the client would say, "I can speak to him?"
#13 Are You Colour Blind ??
He met with an accident, his car banged into another guy's car, the cops take the matter on their hands. He called his lawyer. The prosecutor asked varied insane question but the best one of all was, "What color was the green light?".
#12 Lame! Lame! Lame!
She sprained her ankle, went to the hospital for an x-ray. The health insurance people called her for details, "Now tell us.. did you sprain your ankle first, and then go to the hospital to x-ray your foot? Or did you go to the hospital for x-rays first, and then sprained your ankle??"
#11 Not So Funny, Dude! Not So Funny.
He was stopped by the TSA people asking if it was him on the ID card, notoriously he said it's his twin. He had to wait for 15 long minutes answering every possible question to prove his identity was true and not of a terrorist.
At the sobriety check point the cop enquired the driver regarding his license, to which he said, "the DMV". The cop had no words to reply to this.
#9 Smart Kid.
Father along with his two kid was travelling to US from Canada for a vacation. the parents got seperated, father carried all the papers with him, still at the security check the cop asked him about his wife. He then turned to the younger son and asked where his mom is, seeing the time he said, "she's asleep"
While at an interview, the HR lady asked her to name 5 things she's not. She replied with batman, a porcupine, on fire, purple and bubblegum. Moments later, she got the job.
#7 Have Common Sense.
Being a lefty, he uses his left hand for writing. Often faces questions like, "are you left handed?"
How would you reply to this ??
#6 That's So Obvious.
Having a weird name has always called for weird question like, where did you get your name from? Obviously parents name their child with unique names.
#5 Let's Fly!
Speeding 10 km/h over the limit, the cop stopped him, asked him to show his 'Pilot's license'. He shows his 'Pilot's license' and is allowed to leave.
#4 It's Goddamn Natural.
So this lady has red hair, like real deep yet natural. A woman walks to her and asked from where has she got her hair coloured. On saying it's natural she further insists,"No, really! You don't have to lie to me. I know hair doesn't really come in this color, so where do you get it done? I promise I won't tell!"
#3 So, Vodka Isn't An Alcohol.
He was stopped by the cops at the Canadian-American border, they asked him if he is carrying anything other than clothes, he said,"I've got a fifth of vodka in the back." The cops seemed least convinced and continued "Do you have any alcohol or tobacco?"
#2 Hats-Off To You!
So these cousins were travelling from Canada borders to the native country, at the petrol pump the guy asked them how they were related, further his query continued, 'you guys are cousins but have different last names... Explain that to me'
#1 All Good?
Walking through a SAMs club, the window installer guy comes up to him and goes "Sir how are your windows?" He simply replied "oh they're great I can see right through them."
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