Cruise Ship Employees Share Secrets From 'Below The Deck' That Passengers Don't Know
Well, honestly, we don't want our passengers to know that we actually have more fun on the cruise than them! Yes, the parties, that we have after the shifts are grand!! All our beer cans are billed at $1! And right below where you are sleeping, the crew members are having sex, partying and drinking!
#7 The Jokes At Bingo
What can I say? It will surely hurt the passengers, but the jokes we tell you at the bingo, they're all repeated almost on all the cruise ships!! So, there's nothing unique about them. And better you not spoil the fun by telling it to your friends who would be coming on the same cruise after you!
#6 The Morgues
There are morgues below the deck and also a jail deck! We get a minimum of 3 deaths each month on board! Weird enough, but some people come on cruise to never return alive! Outright creepy, isn't it?
#5 Males outnumber females
There is a 5:1 ratio for male vs female, hence males outnumber females onboard, so you know how much attention the females enjoy once they're onboard! What is one interesting aspect is that we're not allowed to get laid with the "passengers" travelling on the cruise, if someone is caught in action, they are handed over the ticket to their home!
#4 The Drunken State
We're drunk almost all the time! It's a 7-day job, mostly its 4-5 hours each day, but still, we hardly get time to rest! Moreover, the liquor is so inexpensive that we drink carefree!
#3 The Single Males
Most of the males on the ship are single. It is very rare to find married working couples on board. Mostly, all of us have no strings attached kind of status! Hence, all of us are looking for "opportunities"!
#2 The Engineer's Room
Engineers onboard get their single room as against the waiters and waitresses who are stacked up in a single room. Hence, many times, the waitresses would want to set themselves up with engineers to sleep in a cozy room!
#1 The STD Test
It is a weird research, but a lot of "hooking up" and "getting laid" happens on the cruise! The rumored and much-alleged fact was confirmed when the percentage of people with STD tripled when compared with the entry vs exit scenario!
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