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5 Basic Lessons Of Life Management That Everyone Should Know




#5 Lesson 1/5

#5 Lesson 1/5

Once a man and his wife were having a shower together, and the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wrapped herself in a towel and rush downstairs.

When she opened the door, she saw their next-door neighbour, Bob standing outside.

Before she says a word, Bob said, ‘I’ll give you $800 if you drop that towel.’

After thinking for a moment, the woman instantly dropped her towel and stood naked in front of him. Bob handed over her $800 and left the place.

Then she wrapped herself back in the towel, and went upstairs. When she told her husband about who has come to their house. She was completely shocked after listening to her husband’s reply.

He said, “Great! Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

#4 Lesson 2/5

#4 Lesson 2/5

One day, when a sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager of a company were walking to have lunch, they found an antique oil lamp.

They anxiously rubbed it and a Genie comes out. He said, ‘I’ll give just one wish to each of you.’

Clerk and sales representative desperately shouted ‘Me first! Me first!’

Then the admin clerk asked Genie, ‘I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without caring about the world.’

Puff! She’s gone.

After him the sales rep got lined up and said, ‘I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse. Also, there should be an endless supply of Pina Coladas and yes, the love of my life.’

Puff! He’s gone.

Then was the turn of Manager. He said, ‘I want these two back in my office after lunch.’

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

#3 Lesson 3/5

#3 Lesson 3/5

Once there was an eagle relaxing on the tree doing nothing.

Suddenly, a small rabbit came and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you doing nothing?’ The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not.’

So, the rabbit just landed on the ground resting below the eagle. All of a sudden, a fox came close to them and jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

The next two lessons are really amazing. Continue reading.

#2 Lesson 4/5

#2 Lesson 4/5

A bird was chatting with a bull.

Bird said, ‘I would love to be able to get on the top of that tree, but I haven’t got much energy.’

The bull replied, ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings? They contain ample of nutrients.’

Then after the bird pecked at bull’s dung, and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

On the second day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the bird was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

And one day, he got shot out from there, as one farmer saw him relaxing at the top.

Moral of the story:

Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

#1 Lesson 5/5

#1 Lesson 5/5

A priest offered a lift to the Nun. She immediately gets in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After retaining his self-control over the car, he glided his hand up her legs. The nun said, ‘Father, do you remember Psalm 129?’

The priest gets conscious and removed his hand. But, while between changing gears, he again lets sliding his hand up her legs. The nun once again said, ‘Father, do you remember Psalm 129?’

The priest then apologised and felt sorry about this.

When he stopped the car at church, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. But, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.



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