10 Most Insane Things People Said After Waking Up From Anesthesia
When my sister woke up from the heavy dose of anesthesia, her heart machine wasn't working, so she said, "Help, Doctor, I guess I'm dead!"
#9 The Cold Camping
When my mom woke up from anesthesia, it was really cold! So, she said, "It's really cold here, are we camping"!
#8 The Choco Freak
When I came out from anesthesia, I asked for chocolate pudding and lots and lots of chocolate!
#7 The Zoo Visit
My mom woke up to see some wildlife program on TV, so she sobbed and asked me to take her to Zoo!
#6 Lord Molar
When I came out from the unconscious state after they removed my wisdom tooth, I said ‘Charlatan! I demand you return my teeth! They are mine and I will choose where they are to be spent!’
#5 The X-Ray Guy
When I came out of anesthesia dose, I almost cried out my heart to say how hot the X-ray guy was! We're married now! So, yay!
#4 The Shooting Compettion
When I was put under anesthesia, I was dreaming about some shooting competition, so when I gained my consciousness, I woke up asking the nurse if she’d remembered to lock down the rifle box in the van. She looked a bit terrified.”
#3 The Liver Spit
I don't remember this, but the nurse told me that when I spit out the bloody gauze from the mouth, I cried and said, "OMG, was that my liver? Have I actually thrown out my liver!"
#2 The Cyst Surgery
So, I have undergone an operation of the cyst in ovary, when I woke up, I asked if I have my lady balls or not!
#1 Counting the numbers
We usually put the patients under anesthesia by making the recite the numbers from 1 to 10, one of the patients woke up counting 2k1, 2k2...Guess he didn't stopped the entire time!
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