You Should Read These 14 Couples' Dirtiest 'How We Met' Stories.
We had been friends for 7 years, never talked about dating. We go to a bar one day, have a few, and I send my brother a selfie saying "hey, remember her?" He responded with "bang her".
I try to hide the text but she says "no no what does it say?" I show her the text and she says: "why not?"
That woman is my wife now.
#13 There you go!!
Was sitting in a bar at last call getting ready to leave, bar maid says: "Don't leave yet, I have some acid and I love to do it when I trip". Together for 25 years. She past on last year and I miss her so much.
#12 It must be so hard for you.
Started dating a stripper I met at the club. It's been like 3+ years now. It's amusing to watch us squirm when people ask us how we met.
#11 Oh no
I met my husband at a strip joint. I was making sure my thigh high fishnets were even before going on stage and caught him staring at me with his mouth hanging open. I laughed and rolled my eyes. He closed his mouth and grinned back.
He tipped me a 20 while I was on stage and I sat with him the whole night laughing and talking. He tipped me every time I was on stage but never asked for a dance and I never left his table unless I had to. I only made $120 that night.
A lot more dirty stories comin' up
#10 Wild Start huh?
We met at a BDSM/fetish club. We were briefly introduced and within 5 minutes he had me blindfolded, said nasty things to me, and hit and pinched me until I cried. A lot.
We've been blissfully married for 15 years now.
#9 Ohh Ok
Met my boyfriend at the strip club I was working at. It was his birthday and his buddy paid for him to go to the champagne room with me. I didn't really do extras, but after talking for like three hours I decided I really liked him. And we're still together four years later.
#8 Boy.. It was a lengthy start
This girl I had met texted me asking if I wanted to come swimming. A bunch of our friends were there, but afterwards only me and my friend and two girls wanted to stay out and drink. We all went back to my friends house and somehow it came up that the girls would kiss if me and my friend did. I gave my buddy a peck on the cheek and the two girls made out. The two girls told us they would match whatever we did, at which point, my friends stoned roommate came wandering into the kitchen and hollered "you two should touch penises so they have to scissor". So naturally, we whipped out...
Our penises and slapped them and the girls were immediately out if their element. They asked if they could just fool around topless instead so we agreed. After a few minutes of them fooling around, I grabbed one of the girls clothes and took off out the front door. She chased me and when she went for the clothes I kissed her. We made out and ended up going back inside and having sex on the couch. Five years later and we're married and she's pregnant.
#7 Yeah.. I'm listening
We tell people that as soon as we laid eyes on each other, we went looking for a bed together. The truth is I worked at an outdoor ed camp, she came as a chaperone for her niece's 6th grade class, and their cabin was short a bed so we had to go find an extra one. But, married 25 years now.
well.. yes.. there are still a lot of them on their way
Roamed Tinder for a few hours and decided to try out being a 'dick pic' guy. Got a positive response from a cute girl and ended up hitting it off really well with her. We're now engaged after 3 years! She still gets the occasional dick pic.
#5 There was a lot of work to be done huh??
I was dragged out of the house by my buddy to meet up with some girl he liked and her friends. I really didn't want to go but he kept telling me that it was going to be awkward if he was the only guy there in a group of girls. I went along, we got to the bar, I introduced myself to the group of girls but one of them didn't say anything or stand up. She just sat there on this swing (it was an outdoor bar with bench swings). So I immediately thought, "That girl is lame" .
I end up drinking alone and drunkenly stumbling around the bar until I end up back at that swing. Low and behold, this girl is still sitting there, this time alone. I decide to go see why she's such a bummer and plop down next to her on the swing...
I then lean over and say "Hi, we didn't get to meet earlier" in a sarcastic tone. She looks over and mouths something to me. I yell, "WHAT?" to which she mouths the same thing again. So drunk me yells, "We are in a bar, you have to talk louder". Then the music cuts out for a second, she leans in and says, "I can't talk very loud, I had surgery on my throat for my cancer" and the only thing I could think to say back was, "OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST BEING A DOWNER! DO YOU WANT A DRINK?"
Later that night I asked for her number in a taco bell. She gave me the wrong number. I ended up seeing her out again a couple weeks later (sober) and slowly started to win her over. 5 years later we are married.
#4 Broken hearts blind together real good!!
I actually met my husband at work, but...
I had recently dated and broke up with a guy I had been crushing on for years. I decided I was going to have a fling. A one night stand. My boss introduced the new guy to me and said "She will show you everything." Hell yes, I will! After all, he had a cute butt.
He just never went home. We dated for almost 3 years, have been married for 24. Have a 21 year old child too. Still love him and he still has a cute butt. My first and only attempt at a one-night stand. Failed miserably.
#3 Woahh!! This happens a lot these days
Was out for my birthday one night, obviously I wanted to get my end away so I went to find a coworker who I knew I could get it on with (had done a few times before)
Instead, she introduced me to her friend who almost immediately rammed her tongue down my throat. Not long after that she dragged me to the girls toilet and we did the dirty before getting kicked out of the club. Walked her home because I'm a "gentleman" then we did it in the back of her car.
9 1/2 years later we're engaged and have a 2 year old son. Also, she hates that story.
Best saved for the last :P
#2 Controlled ones
Met at a party, made out so that some other creepy guy would stop talking to her, exchanged numbers, met for drinks a couple days later, went back to her place.
We clicked instantly but spent a couple weeks keeping it casual because each of us didn't want to freak out the other person by jumping into things too quickly. We've been together seven years all told, married for the last two.
My girlfriend and I had been dating for a while, but we finally went serious at a Christmas dinner party. I had eaten a pork chop for lunch that had been incubating in my car for 6+ hours. I added some red wine to the mix at the party, then shook it up with my girlfriend for our first night together. The evening finished with me violently blowing purple pork chunks all over her porch.
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