Disney Needs To Calm The F*ck Down With These Star Wars Products
Yeah we all loved the lightsabers. Who wouldn't want to cut people up with a sword that glows?! Better yet? Make grill tongs out of it!
#12 Star Wars Cheerios
General Mills loves Star Wars too! And one fine morning he thought to himself, "Why not add a little Star Wars flavour to his home-lovin' Cheerios!" Behold the result. Ps. There's a toy inside it too!
#11 Star Wars Soup
For Kids who love soup, here's some action! Campbells is totally nailing it with this one.
#10 Star Wars Creamers
Darth Vader was apparently very unhappy with the creamer they used up there, so Nestle came up with this. Fair enough I'd say. Evil or not, everybody deserves a good cup of coffee.
#9 Star Wars Cosmetics
Take no prisoners. Disney has managed to infest the comeceutical market too. As if women didn't already have enough variety to choose from.
#8 Limited Edition Mascara
Covergirl just isn't going to stop with it. Limited edition mascara. Princess Leia might be happy about this. Might.
#7 Star Wars Nail Filer
This is when the list starts to get overboard, if it didn't already, for you. It does the its job pretty well, but to be fair they get brownie points for printing lightsabers on them. (Really?)
#6 Yoda Grapes and BB-8 Oranges
I don't even know what to tell you about this post anymore.
#5 Darth Vader Apples
Behold the most evil apples in the entire universe. (Or at least, all of Hudson River.)
#4 Star Wars Bottled Water
So Niagara suddenly decided they needed a label revamp. And yep, you guessed it - Disney was right there.
#3 Death Star Tea Infuser
But if you have all the previously mentioned stuff, you have to get this too. It only makes sense.
#2 Chewbaca Crocs
And then they thought to themseles, "What's the only other product we haven't infected?"
#1 C-3PO Tape Dispenser
If C-3PO were real, he'd be honored. Or probably offended but to Disney they're quite the same thing.
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